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Funny Merry Christmas Wishes Messages 2018

Funny Merry Christmas Wishes Messages 2018:  Christmas is about the birth of the Jesus who is greater known for spreading the love and feeling of compassion. Christmas is not only about religious sanctity but also is relevant for the fun involved in it. We have Funny Christmas Messages also in the store for the friends who always love having fun.

Happy Merry Christmas 2018 Wishes:

Funny Christmas Wishes

Funny Christmas Wishes

If you are bored with the regular and random Christmas wishes 2018 which are repetitive try out these Funny Christmas Wishes. The collection of the funny merry Christmas wishes for sure will add that spiced up fun in your life which you were longing for. No no, no boyfriends should never be spared from the fun so we bring the best funny Christmas wishes for boyfriend specially dedicated to your cute and always serious boyfriend to bring a smile on his face and obviously that smile is best suited to him.


  • The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.

  • I am sending love, care and great cheer, your way during this Christmas. I hope you remember this message in case we don’t end up meeting during this Christmas.

  • Make sure you have all the children in the family playing together such that they are all distracted, and you and all the grown-ups can meet up, drink silly and enjoy Christmas.

Funny merry christmas wishes

Funny merry christmas wishes

  • With all the snow during Christmas, just make sure you set up a lot of indoor fun activity so that Christmas does not turn out to be boring. Make merry thing Christmas.

  • A good Christmas gift is the landlord forgoing the December rent so that you can find more money to drink and make merry. Have fun and enjoy this Christmas.

  • With all the bills of the Christmas and new year, I know you are not sure how you will manage this season. I wish you the best of lack with the budgeting and try to make Christmas fun.

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Funny christmas wishes for friends

Funny christmas wishes for friends

  • May you forgive your enemies and those that have done you wrong. Basically, I am giving you a heads up to forgive me for all the times I did you wrong and maintain the Christmas spirit throughout.

  • Happy Holidays to you! I’m sure Santa knows the difference, but I’ll put in a good word for you, just in case. 😉

  • I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red…This year you was not good… You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!

Short Funny christmas wishes

Short Funny christmas wishes

  • It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the Naughty List… Can’t wait to see your gift by Christmas!

  • How do cats greet each other at Christmas?A furry Merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!

  • Christmas has been canceled! And it’s your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!

  • Happy Holiday Season I wish you all,Meet your goals and have a ball!

Funny christmas wishes for boyfriend

Funny christmas wishes for friends

  • If Christmas is a time of good cheer and generous giving, then remember to smile as you get fleeced on the high street. Enjoy yourself anyway!

  • Don’t forget your list to Santa this Christmas – you’ll get more out of him than you’ll get from your boss or the government! Have a good one.

  • I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on your lawn! Merry Christmas!

  • I wish for your holidays to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations – but hopefully not big credit card bills!


Merry Christmas Funny Messages 2018:

Funny Merry Christmas Messages

Funny Merry Christmas Messages

Fun is important for life and if we miss the fun in our life, existence becomes a mere formality. To add more fun to the Christmas we bring the funny Christmas wishes for friends to spread happiness. We also have the funny merry Christmas wishes text which is easy to send with few clicks and copy paste. These Funny Merry Christmas Messages are funny in the innocent way that will spread happiness as Jesus did.


  • It seems that the Christmas season keeps getting earlier each year. If it gets any earlier, Halloween is going to feel offended.

  • I wonder how Santa celebrates Christmas day. After the late-night shift he pulls, I bet he stays in bed all day and does nothing. Sounds nice.

  • Christmas is the only time of year when I buy nuts, and it’s the only time of year I feel like I may go nuts. May you keep your sanity this holiday season!

Funny Christmas Messages

Funny Christmas Messages

  • Christmas has been canceled! And it’s your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!

  • If Christmas is a time of good cheer and generous giving, then remember to smile as you get fleeced on the high street. Enjoy yourself anyway!

  • The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.

  • Me: “I want a magical Unicorn for Christmas”Santa: “Be realistic”

Happy Christmas Funny Messages

Happy Christmas Funny Messages

  • Me: “Okay. I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink my coffee hot and pee in peace.”

  • May the melody and spirit of the holidays fill your home with love and peace. I wish you all the best and happy New Year too!

  • As I child I loved the taste of fresh, white snow. After trying some yellow snow first, I found the white snow to be much, much better.

  • Merry Christmas! May Santa fill your stocking with winning lottery tickets! Hope you holiday season is a winner!

Funny merry christmas wishes text

Happy Merry Christmas 2018 Wishes

  • Santa can definitely do some pretty amazing things. But I really wish he could make “late fees” disappear off of bills. Merry Christmas!

  • Instead of presents, I wish Santa would lend me an elf for a year. I’m pretty sure I could find enough things for him to fix, build, or clean for an entire year!

  • Merry Christmas! May you receive presents that make you happy – and not fruit cake and ugly Christmas sweaters.

  • This holiday season I think I will donate my bathroom scale. that way I won’t be weighed down with guilt going into the new year!

Funny merry christmas wishes

Merry Christmas Funny Messages 2018

  • For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing you a stress-free Christmas season!

  • May you have plenty of mistletoe on hand this Christmas… and lots of good kisses too!

  • If I were to re-write the “12 Days of Christmas,” I would include things like chocolate, cocktails, and fancy dinners instead of French hens and turtle doves.


Conclusion:
Christmas is always the best day around the year known for the establishing good over evil. But, this good shall be celebrated with the short funny Christmas wishes so that your friends and family feel relieved. The happy Christmas Funny Messages are full with the fun and laughter that some people are longing for so send these messages and wishes to your friends and family and realize that fun should never sway away.

Updated: December 12, 2018 — 10:53 pm

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